DailyShyLife

An account of Shy's normal day-to-day life.
Quite possibly consisting of equal parts cute cats & Shy liked her hair that day.

Other Shy blogs:
Art Tumblr | DA | ShyCustis.com


Frequent people tags:
Shy | Coey | Jing | Zo | Bobby

Cat tagssss: All
Padou | Atlas | Mars | Normandy


Trinkets | Food | Doodles

Coey is Drunk.

  • Shy: hold up
  • Shy: i don’t think he’s retarded
  • Shy: i think he’s a robot that’s malfunctioning
  • Kenzie: who
  • Shy: coey
  • Kenzie: oh
  • Kenzie: no
  • Kenzie: he's retarded
  • Shy: no like
  • Shy: he just told me this thing that his brain told him to do like running a program
  • Shy: and he’s been doing it for two days without question
  • Shy: and continues to even after the question
  • Shy: and if he stops he’s afraid he might cry
  • Shy: i did not know he was this drunk
  • Kenzie: wat
  • Kenzie: coey go to bed
  • Kenzie: you're drunk
  • Shy: he’s picking all the chocolate out of his trail mix like the airy voice in his head told him to a few days ago so that he can safe them to make s’mores with
  • Kenzie: lolololololololololol
  • Shy: watching him do it is like watching some pathetic addict that can’t help themselves
  • Shy: it’s apparently really hard because the peanuts and the caramels are the same colour
  • Shy: btw the caramel is actually butterscotch
  • Kenzie: wat is wrong with him
  • Kenzie: i hope he pukes on you
  • Shy: god dammit
  • Kenzie: lul
  • Shy: and he goes to watch intervention
  • Shy: the irony eludes him?
  • Shy: OH NO
  • Shy: OH NO
  • Shy: OH NO
  • Shy: HES BEATING ME
  • Kenzie: lol
  • Shy: and humping me
  • Kenzie: you deserve it
  • Shy: and kissing me
  • Shy: he just drank all my fucking water
  • Kenzie: lul
  • Kenzie: coey
  • Kenzie: coey why are you not drunk ALL THE TIME?
  • Shy: then asked if i want more
  • Shy: of fucking course i want more
  • Shy: he’s getting me more
  • Shy: how nice
  • Kenzie: lul
  • Shy: i hope the glass makes it back in one piece
  • Kenzie: probably not
  • Kenzie: i like hearing about drunk coey
  • Kenzie: since you're named drunk coey in my phone lololol
  • Shy: lolol
  • Shy: well i guess i like that you have poop problems and talk about how you fart too much
  • Shy: because
  • Shy: fartdick
  • Kenzie: lul
  • Kenzie: <3
  • Shy: kenzie, do you actually fart dicks?
  • Shy: that would be imprssive
  • Kenzie: yep
  • Shy: wow
  • Shy: why aren’t you having sex all the time then
  • Kenzie: uhh
  • Kenzie: pride?
  • Shy: well i mean, they are your farted dicks. they came form your body
  • Shy: i think it would be alright to stick them in somewhere else
  • Kenzie: LOL
  • Shy: “i’m going to make us s’mores, just you wait, and you’re going to be so happy”
  • Shy: he’ll probably try to sex me up tonight
  • Shy: but fall asleep
  • Kenzie: that's adorbs
  • Shy: it’s something
  • Shy: he’s farting on me
  • Shy: : /
  • Kenzie: lul you deserve it
  • Shy: LOLOLOL he was the only one that smelled it
  • Shy: and he ran away
9/11 22:49 - 3 notes
Padou and Toothless
9/2 17:06 - 6 notes
loreface:

dailyshylife:

We’re pretty classy when we play MC

ya know. take’n it up the bum from one of shy’s besties. how i do it.

Like a a real trooper of a husband

loreface:

dailyshylife:

We’re pretty classy when we play MC

ya know. take’n it up the bum from one of shy’s besties. how i do it.

Like a a real trooper of a husband

8/24 18:22 - 3 notes

ELDA WAS KIND ENOUGH TO LET ME BUY A CORGI PILLOW OMG

Her name is Sumo and I love her and the cats don’t like her but I don’t care they’re going to be friends.

5/10 21:05 - 54 notes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh
#AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#AHHHhhhhhhhh

4/5 17:20 - 42 notes
dailyshylifejingjang
jingjang:

dailyshylife:

Husband got me a relavant birthday gift.

I helped chip in a bit for this. Granted, not as much as Coey, but y’know ;3

OH YES YOU DID I&#8217;m so sorry aaahhhhhh now I feel terrible.

jingjang:

dailyshylife:

Husband got me a relavant birthday gift.

I helped chip in a bit for this. Granted, not as much as Coey, but y’know ;3

OH YES YOU DID I’m so sorry aaahhhhhh now I feel terrible.

3/10 20:49 - jingjang - 2 notes
I made some cute things.

I made some cute things.

3/10 20:44 - 5 notes

We did a presentation for some highschoolers. So we made goody bags * u *

3/10 20:37 - 5 notes