DailyShyLife

An account of Shy's normal day-to-day life.
Quite possibly consisting of equal parts cute cats & Shy liked her hair that day.

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shycustis

shycustis:

So, uh, it’s been a pretty crazy year.
A lot of stress, a lot of crazy what-the-fuck-is-adult-life stuff.

The last 3 weeks have been particularly insane (and costly…). I’ve been in hospital twice for chest pain & tightness, light-headedness, nausea, then severe stomach & gut pain. Highlights include getting to see the veins in my arm via ultrasound, goofy nurse man making it look like my bee was holding the IV and drinking my blood, and a neato IV bruise because goofy nurse man stuck me 45987 times.
They seem to have narrowed it down to my gallbladder, but I’ve got to go in for a HIDA scan to confirm it. The hospital was supposed to call to set up an appointment with me this week, but;

My phone bricked.  . ____ .
I’ve been having a lot of problems since I updated to 7.1.1; quite a few 4/4s users have, and it finally fried my mobile Monday. So I’ve had to steal Coey’s for the last few days, because;

3 large limbs of our tree snapped off in a storm Monday night and landed on the backside of our house, ripping the powerlines off and knocking the gutter off the eave. There doesn’t seem to be any structural damage to the house (which I’m eternally grateful for), though the tree cleanup itself is a big chunk out of our budget.

Customer service for our Etsy/Storenvy/KickStarters has really tanked for a few weeks thanks to all this, so I apologise for all the delay in message responses and even shipping orders. I’m hoping things will calm down more (please oh please).

Hospital bills are starting to come in, along with the tree removal fees and having to OUTRIGHT BUY A NEW PHONE THANKS iOS 7.1.1 YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I’m going to hide under my desk away from the bill pile now.

6/26 15:59 - shycustis - 23 notes

Coey is Drunk.

  • Shy: hold up
  • Shy: i don’t think he’s retarded
  • Shy: i think he’s a robot that’s malfunctioning
  • Kenzie: who
  • Shy: coey
  • Kenzie: oh
  • Kenzie: no
  • Kenzie: he's retarded
  • Shy: no like
  • Shy: he just told me this thing that his brain told him to do like running a program
  • Shy: and he’s been doing it for two days without question
  • Shy: and continues to even after the question
  • Shy: and if he stops he’s afraid he might cry
  • Shy: i did not know he was this drunk
  • Kenzie: wat
  • Kenzie: coey go to bed
  • Kenzie: you're drunk
  • Shy: he’s picking all the chocolate out of his trail mix like the airy voice in his head told him to a few days ago so that he can safe them to make s’mores with
  • Kenzie: lolololololololololol
  • Shy: watching him do it is like watching some pathetic addict that can’t help themselves
  • Shy: it’s apparently really hard because the peanuts and the caramels are the same colour
  • Shy: btw the caramel is actually butterscotch
  • Kenzie: wat is wrong with him
  • Kenzie: i hope he pukes on you
  • Shy: god dammit
  • Kenzie: lul
  • Shy: and he goes to watch intervention
  • Shy: the irony eludes him?
  • Shy: OH NO
  • Shy: OH NO
  • Shy: OH NO
  • Shy: HES BEATING ME
  • Kenzie: lol
  • Shy: and humping me
  • Kenzie: you deserve it
  • Shy: and kissing me
  • Shy: he just drank all my fucking water
  • Kenzie: lul
  • Kenzie: coey
  • Kenzie: coey why are you not drunk ALL THE TIME?
  • Shy: then asked if i want more
  • Shy: of fucking course i want more
  • Shy: he’s getting me more
  • Shy: how nice
  • Kenzie: lul
  • Shy: i hope the glass makes it back in one piece
  • Kenzie: probably not
  • Kenzie: i like hearing about drunk coey
  • Kenzie: since you're named drunk coey in my phone lololol
  • Shy: lolol
  • Shy: well i guess i like that you have poop problems and talk about how you fart too much
  • Shy: because
  • Shy: fartdick
  • Kenzie: lul
  • Kenzie: <3
  • Shy: kenzie, do you actually fart dicks?
  • Shy: that would be imprssive
  • Kenzie: yep
  • Shy: wow
  • Shy: why aren’t you having sex all the time then
  • Kenzie: uhh
  • Kenzie: pride?
  • Shy: well i mean, they are your farted dicks. they came form your body
  • Shy: i think it would be alright to stick them in somewhere else
  • Kenzie: LOL
  • Shy: “i’m going to make us s’mores, just you wait, and you’re going to be so happy”
  • Shy: he’ll probably try to sex me up tonight
  • Shy: but fall asleep
  • Kenzie: that's adorbs
  • Shy: it’s something
  • Shy: he’s farting on me
  • Shy: : /
  • Kenzie: lul you deserve it
  • Shy: LOLOLOL he was the only one that smelled it
  • Shy: and he ran away
9/11 22:49 - 4 notes
Padou and Toothless
9/2 17:06 - 6 notes
loreface:

dailyshylife:

We’re pretty classy when we play MC

ya know. take’n it up the bum from one of shy’s besties. how i do it.

Like a a real trooper of a husband

loreface:

dailyshylife:

We’re pretty classy when we play MC

ya know. take’n it up the bum from one of shy’s besties. how i do it.

Like a a real trooper of a husband

8/24 18:22 - 3 notes

ELDA WAS KIND ENOUGH TO LET ME BUY A CORGI PILLOW OMG

Her name is Sumo and I love her and the cats don’t like her but I don’t care they’re going to be friends.

5/10 21:05 - 57 notes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh
#AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#AHHHhhhhhhhh

4/5 17:20 - 42 notes
dailyshylifejingybean
jingjang:

dailyshylife:

Husband got me a relavant birthday gift.

I helped chip in a bit for this. Granted, not as much as Coey, but y’know ;3

OH YES YOU DID I&#8217;m so sorry aaahhhhhh now I feel terrible.

jingjang:

dailyshylife:

Husband got me a relavant birthday gift.

I helped chip in a bit for this. Granted, not as much as Coey, but y’know ;3

OH YES YOU DID I’m so sorry aaahhhhhh now I feel terrible.

3/10 20:49 - jingybean - 2 notes
I made some cute things.

I made some cute things.

3/10 20:44 - 5 notes